Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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