He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
there is glitter all over my balls
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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