party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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