Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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