you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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