found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I deserve this hangover.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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