Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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