I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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