and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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