D3 body, D1 cock
I need help removing her.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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