Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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