just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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