tell your sister to shave her snatch
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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