Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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