we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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