So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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