Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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