Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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