Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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