Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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