In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
where am i from again
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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