Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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