so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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