ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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