Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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