So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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