there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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