and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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