I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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