eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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