I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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