the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
