do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
