Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Can I color on your dick again?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
