So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Randomize
