i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
its liver damage thursday
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