Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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