covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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