We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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