While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
