i jhust puked up my retainher.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
