It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
