Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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