yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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