your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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