his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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