it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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