hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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