Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
420 ftw
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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