god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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